"Cheney's Got a Gun"

Aerosmith, eat your hearts out....

"Cheney's Got a Gun"
by Andy Ostroy

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His whole world's come undone
From shooting Witting-ton
What did our VP do
What did he put us through

They say that Cheney saw a quail
But turned and shot old Wittington instead
He never saw it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
The next old geezer could be dead

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
Now Bush ain't havin' fun
Tell the VP that's he's through
That's what your daddy'd do

He shot a man who's almost eighty
The veep has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The Reid/Pelosi thunder
Was causing old Dick Cheney some pain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
bin Laden's still on the run
Al Qaeda's spoiling all the fun
And Scooter's giving him the runs

Bush should take him down easy
And send him back to Wyoming's plains
He said 'cause dead-eye Dick seems crazy
The man is such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Bushies are on the run

Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
The Busheviks are on the run (Dickie, Dickie what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (My pappy says it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it those five deferments)
The Birdshot saga's done (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot Saga's done
The Bushies are on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun