Aerosmith, eat your hearts out....
"Cheney's Got a Gun"
by Andy Ostroy
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His whole world's come undone
From shooting Witting-ton
What did our VP do
What did he put us through
They say that Cheney saw a quail
But turned and shot old Wittington instead
He never saw it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
The next old geezer could be dead
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
Now Bush ain't havin' fun
Tell the VP that's he's through
That's what your daddy'd do
He shot a man who's almost eighty
The veep has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The Reid/Pelosi thunder
Was causing old Dick Cheney some pain
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
bin Laden's still on the run
Al Qaeda's spoiling all the fun
And Scooter's giving him the runs
Bush should take him down easy
And send him back to Wyoming's plains
He said 'cause dead-eye Dick seems crazy
The man is such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Bushies are on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot saga's done
The Busheviks are on the run (Dickie, Dickie what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (My pappy says it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it those five deferments)
The Birdshot saga's done (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's Got A Gun
The Birdshot Saga's done
The Bushies are on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
3 comments:
Oh, you GOTTA put this to the right music! Damn on the mark!! You heard what a former VP said about this, didn't you? "Why does everyone keep gunning for me?" Dan Quail.
Nyuk.
I can see it now. Cheney ends up in the hospital with heart problems of his own. He decides to resign. Bush appoints ? (Condi?) as VP. Bush gets impeached and Condi becomes president and runs on her own in 2008.
Sound familar? It should.
Agnew, Ford, Nixon, Ford
Cathy
Michigan
Would you rather go sailboarding with John Kerry or quail massacreing with a dodgy tickered,pilled up, alpha male competitive,prince among professional liars and known booze-hound like Cheney?
One would be coming from the chances of peasant child at My Lai or a Lekota kid at Wounded Knee, so I'd take a rain check and say I'd rather watch "Bowling For Columbine" instead.
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Abramoff and Scooter are chewing the fat over a game of tv sport. Scooter takes a cell call........."Say,Jack, it's Dick, can you complete his paty of two for a grouse raus next weekend?..............."
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