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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Limp Hypocrite


Perhaps he should change his name to Rush Limpaugh. The conservative media blowhard was detained for over three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after Custom officials found Viagra in his bag. Mr. Softee was returning on his private plane from a vacation in the Dominican Republic when his erectile dysfunction medication was confiscated. However, the prescription was in the name of his physician and not under his own name. His lawyer, Roy Black, said the prescription was written in Limpaugh's doctor's name "for privacy purposes." I guess when you blather on every day on the radio as if you have a monstrous 12-inch shmecky it could be a little embarrassing when it appears you're actually hung like an elevator button. And a soft button at that.

Limpaugh, 55, could be in for even more trouble as a result of his little blue pill-poppin'. Investigators will be seeking to determine whether or not old Limpy is in violation of his deal with prosecutors stemming from his 2003 OxyContin prescription fraud case. If so, he could end up in the slammer, where his flaccidity may end up being the least of his sexual problems (ouch).

Limpaugh deserves everything he gets. For years, he's built a reputation as a heartless he-man who relishes emasculating gay men, liberals, drug users and just about anyone who disagrees with his pig-headed, narrow-minded, ignorant opinions. The delicious irony that he can't get it up without Viagra actually makes me wet myself.

38 Comments:

  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger Sulky Haven said…

    He goes to the Dominican Republic without Kagen with a bottle of Viagra. BTW...the Dominican Republic is a Sexual Fantasy island. The sex slave trade is rampant....mostly underage girls. Maybe ole' Rush went down there to get in on the action?

     
  • At 4:29 PM, Blogger storiesinamerica said…

    Great headline!!

    The Republican Party's Apologists: No Abortion, But Plenty of Viagra.

     
  • At 5:08 PM, Anonymous karena said…

    Wouldn't be shocked to hear Rush got in on a little bit of man-on-boy action. He's such a hypocrite that the most unbelievable is probably closer to the truth then thinking he just went to get a little action from the middle-aged (25-year-old) girl prostitute.

     
  • At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Larry said…

    Let me get this straight, its 'private' when a democratic president gets blow jobs while in the Oval Office from a tax payer paid intern. It's 'private' when a democratic president probes an intern's vagina with a cigar in the Oval Office.

    But its 'news' when a private airplane of a republican working in the private sector is searched by customs and a bottle of Viagra (with no name on the bottle) is found.

    If this is news, the whole story should be reported. When the customs agents found the bottle, Rush told them that he received the bottle at the Clinton Presidential Library.

     
  • At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "its 'private' when a democratic president gets blow jobs while in the Oval Office from a tax payer paid intern. It's 'private' when a democratic president probes an intern's vagina with a cigar in the Oval Office."

    No Larry, it's not. And he was crucified and impeached by the Right for it. Are you for real?

     
  • At 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    To Larry --

    When did clinton (I'm no fan) say it was private ??

    And the part about limpbaugh's privates I mean private plane being searched
    means what you are saying is if you have your own private plane, you shouldn't be subjected to customs inspections ??

    Typical right wing baloney.

     
  • At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey Larry, where were you? I dont remember anything being private about Clintons sexual daliances, in fact I seem to remember being bombarded 24/7 with it.

    It is fatso Rush's (illegal) drug activity that seems to lack coverage. This pig faced moron should have been locked up for (very illegal) drug activities long ago. After all, it was Rush who said those who break drug laws should be locked up indefinately, no?

     
  • At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who cares about neo-con mouthpiece Rush? He was bought and sold years ago. Though his situation shows how the 4th Amendment is being trampled on at every airline. Not too mention the 4th Amendment violations by NSA wire-taps. Or the 1st Amendment violations by caging protestors or forcing book outlets to stop stocking the book "America Deceived" by E.A. Blayre III. Or the violation of the Constitution by starting illegal wars. Not too mention those.
    Support indy media.
    Last link (before Google Books falls to the gestapo):
    http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0

     
  • At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Burn the fat NWO braggard bag of garbage he is!

    Ding dong when the wicked witch is gone!!

    May he and his New World Order crowd all end up in the bowels of the hell they have given everyone else.

    This lying sack of shit must go DOWN!!!!

    Say good ridence to the king of blastphmy!!

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HAHAHA, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT REMEMBER YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT LIMPBAUGH THAT YOU YOUR SELF SAID THAT DRUG AND DRUG USERS SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL...WELL WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS ALSO GOOD FOR THE LIMP DICKED...HAVE FUN IN THE SLAMMER LIMPDICK...I HOPE SOME BIG ASS CONVICT STICKS IT RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SHUT YOUR ASS UP

     
  • At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You what he's doing with that stuff - he's choking his chinken - whacking his wanker - pumping the dragon for a little "handmade" dragon lotion!

    I wonder if Dubby ever smelled fish on his hands after greeting the Limbo Boy? I wonder if Dubby confused that fish smell with Jimmy / Jeff Gannon / Geckert's brand of dragon lotion?

    Those church ladies that shook Limbo's hands are pissing their pants!

    So many questions - so many!

     
  • At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I suppose the pineal cyst (typically found in fat hairy sedentary types) that kept him out of the military keeps him limp.

     
  • At 9:06 PM, Blogger nolocontendere said…

    He wouldn't have needed to haul his stash of little blue pills around if he'd have laid off the oxycoxafloppin.

     
  • At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Rush Limp Dick is a hypocritical piece of SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

     
  • At 10:27 PM, Anonymous ANNA said…

    This was worth waiting for. It's too long between laughs.

     
  • At 11:56 PM, Blogger Lew Scannon said…

    Hopefully, Rush Limpballs gets his due, but I seriously doubt he will.

     
  • At 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Limpy Limby is the posterboy for the hypocritical rightwing old farts everywhere. I imagine the customs agents knew through the magic of technology that he had previous legal problems with prescription drugs. A bottle with somebody else's name on it is a red flag anywhere in the US. Federal law prohibits the transfer of a prescription drug to someone other than who it is prescribed for. Since his name wasn't on the bottle, he got detained. Are you getting this, Larry?

    Limpy Limby likes the limelight. He just continually chooses stupid ways to get it turned on him. He deserves any negative attention he gets. His behavior is all about what NOT to do.

    How does Clinton always get thrown in these discussions? Get a new line, Larry, et al. It really weakens your blog cred.

    I have to say, it really made us laugh at our house.

     
  • At 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Larry, check your facts. The doctor's - possibly two Drs. names where on that not so private bottle.

    His attorney said so.

     
  • At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What I love is that his attempt to avoid this exact situation CAUSED this exact situation! Docter's visit: $150, prescription of viagra:$80, Rush Limpaugh being publicly humiliated: priceless.

     
  • At 10:08 AM, Anonymous Larry said…

    Am I wrong to assume that nobody reading this blog has ever taken a drug illegally?

    Anyone ever transport any marijuana across state lines?

    If so, would you wish this treatment for yourself? The only reason you even care about this is because he is a republican.

    Before anyone tries to attack me, I believe drugs should be decriminalized. If Rush wants to use Viagra, I don't care if he gets a prescription or not. Liberals are very intolerant.

     
  • At 10:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    No, dude, you are not wrong. In my youth I've done my share of drugs like everyone else. The diference here is that unlike your big fat sack of shit Limpaugh I don't get on my high horse and publicly bash others while for doing what I'm secretly doing in private. The issue here is not drug use. It's hypocrisy.

     
  • At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Notice how Larry doesn't even bother replying to other comments, and completley changes his rant ??

    He must be upset his favorite radio BS'er got caught.

    And drviving across state lines ?? What does that have to do with customs ??

    He left the --> COUNTRY <--
    and came back. He went to a country known for it's sex slave trade with a bottle of viagra.

    But I bet Larry just says "so what" ??

     
  • At 11:07 AM, Anonymous larry said…

    Rush is not my favorite radio guy. I'm a mark levin fan.

    If he broke the law, then he should pay the same penalty that any one of us would have to pay.

    I still don't believe this is the biggest news of the day. The Ostroy Report, on the other hand, feels differently.

    I'm not bothering to respond to every anonymous post because they are simply anonymous posts. If people want me to respond to their posts, try tagging it with something other than anonymous.

     
  • At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's one thing for a idiot like Rush to be caught with pills for which he had no prescription. These thugs, when/if caught always get a slap on the wrist.
    If it would happen to a Democrat, he/she would be strung up, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail. The thugs silent motto is 'Don't do as I do,do as I say'.
    As a previous poster observed, what's good for the goose IS good for the Limp in this case d**k.
    I wish they would put their money where their fat mouths are, and follow their own advice.
    I'm sick of all the BS, and the hypocrisy, like this guy in the link below.

    http://mparent7777.livejournal.com/8482785.html

     
  • At 2:44 PM, Blogger Cranky Daze said…

    Larry said:
    "Let me get this straight, its 'private' when a democratic president gets blow jobs while in the Oval Office from...etc., etc., etc."

    If Bill Clinton's private life was kept private, how is it you know so much about it?

    Clinton's privacy was non-existant then, and still is. Even the shape and size of his tool was reported by salivating Repugs.

    Now you're outraged because the news of what James Wolcott referred to as Limbaugh's attempt to "smuggle erections" into the country has been reported?

    Oh, come now. Sauce for the goose!!!

     
  • At 2:58 PM, Anonymous larry said…

    cranky daze,
    I don't believe this was the biggest new item of the day. If he is guilty, put him in jail, like any one of us.

    I suppose I should have been more clear in my post. I didn't mean that it WAS private. He was impeached for perjury because of his little sexcapades. I was using the liberal excuse for his perjury - that his lies were only about his private life. This excuse ignores the location (Oval Office) and the paid-by-taxpayer intern. If BJ Clinton wants a blowjob from an intern, he needs to do it outside of the Oval Office when the intern is not on duty.

    Either way, there are bigger news items of the day that the Ostroy Report could be discussing. Instead, Ostroy chose to ignore real news to bash conservatives most of this week.

     
  • At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What is it about this administraiton and its supporters that they continually break the law and think they can get away with it? But then, I guess that it's because they always DO get away with it.

     
  • At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Larry's obsessed with Clinton and seems to always work it into the conversation. His rants have no real substance to them.

    Can you say, "crackpot"?

     
  • At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Sally said…

    The repugs break the law because they get away with it.

    One example is a repug who is a ranking member of the Defense Appropriations Committee. A lobbyist organization run by his brother and a long time cronie recently got $20 million dollars earmarked for their defense clients. His name is Murtha (R-PA). Did I mention he was part of the Abscam bust. Yeah, he managed to slime out of that one.

    Another Repug was recently busted with $90,000 in his freezer. He was actually video taped accepting $100,000 for a bribe. He even laughed on the video because the undercover officers whispering. He said, "What are you whispering for, you think the FBI is listening?". Funny stuff. His name is William Jefferson (R-LA).

    Then, a third guy who keeps stretching his face with facelifts was busted by the Federal Election Commission. Apparently, two political action committees linked to Nan Pelosi (R-CA) were caught circumventing the legal limits on campaign giving - same thing as Tom DeLay. Nan's eyes were bugging out of his face when he was caught red handed.

    These pugs are bad fella's. Spread the word!!

     
  • At 4:07 PM, Blogger Joe Smoe: American Citizen said…

    larry said...
    Ostroy chose to ignore real news to bash conservatives most of this week.

    2:58 PM

    Would that be all "the good news from Iraq" that the MSM refuses to report...Wingnut?

    That's what I love about you GOP Bootlicks as soon as the news goes south for you and your BS misguided cause you automatically classify it as Fiction or irrelavent.

    So why are we in Iraq this week and why aren't you there?

     
  • At 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hopefully, he will be Bubba's bitch for a long time.

     
  • At 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sally, William Jefferson is a Democrat, which the Democrats have repeatedly tried to get him to give up his seat because of his legal troubles.

    Back to Lumpy Limpy Limby

    Boy, does this guy keep creating some bad Karma.

    Bubba + Rushy

     
  • At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Sally said…

    anony,
    But if William Jefferson is a corrupt democrat, don't we want him out of office anyway? Doesn't he set a bad example for us?

     
  • At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yes, Sally, absolutely. Was just setting the record straight for others since in your previous post you had William Jefferson listed as a Republican.

     
  • At 7:16 PM, Blogger Cranky Daze said…

    Jerry sez:
    "Either way, there are bigger news items of the day that the Ostroy Report could be discussing."


    Yeah, yeah...and ain't it a shame it's Ostroy's blog and he gets to choose the topic?

     
  • At 3:53 PM, Blogger Howard Davis said…

    Supposedly Limpbaugh is now dating the girl who plays Chloe on '24.' But, I wouldn't be surprised if he was looking for a little man on boy action like one of the earlier commenters said.

    He, like most on the right, are such hypocrites that it would be par for the course if he condemned others for doing something that he, himself, does. Hmmm...like drugs?

     
  • At 6:16 AM, Blogger Eugene Weixel said…

    Rush was coming back with 29 out of 30 viagras unused from the country that is often called a man's paradise. Child prostitution and sex tourism are rampant in the Dominican Republic. It is estimated that 40 oercent of the child prostitutes in the Dominican Republic are boys.

     
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