Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Unbelievable Poetry From the Illiterate Words of Bush

I received this in my email.....

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush, arranged for 'aesthetic' purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. A wonderful poem like this is too good not to share. Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I'm a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope.
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

(Pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy disease.)


Bobby Xanadu said...

Andy - once again, you kill me. I absolutely LOVE your website! When I need my daily dose of "what the hell?" or just a good gutbuster of a laugh, I know right where to go. Thank you for keeping the truth of the Bush "administration" and its insane lunacy readily available (oh God - insane lunacy sounds like something Bush would say...it's redundant). I must go wash my mouth out with soap now. :0) Thank you, thank you, thank you Andy. Love you, love your site. I have a link to it on my own site. Keep it coming, buddy and may the intelligent, sane, humane and decent liberal Democrats celebrate victory in the White House in 2008!

~Rob (Ziggy)

The Ostroy Report said...

Ziggy, my brother, glad you like what you read here. Appreciate the kind words and the support. Now let's kick some Repuglican ass!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with Ziggy about making my day tuning in to the ever amazing Andy. I checked your site too Ziggy and have it bookmarked, good thing the boss thinks I'm working all day rather than surfing.

Too many sites to check and so little time but if it's anti-Bush I'm all ears so keep them coming.

Good thing I don't drink on the job or I'd never get the word verification right to respond :o)